Tales from the Cabbage Patch https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html About Linda beware of wife About the Cabbage Patch telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth today i will sit and remember Privacy Policy from the ashes I rise in praise of thanksgiving how would you feel i choose gratitude and joy small mercies this if only it was a dream a mule named myles and an awkward sleep study consultation I rode the magic school bus through my urinary tract and lived to tell the tale makes perfect sense to me a forest dweller tried to kill me in this corner, weighing in at (none of your business) …. rocky! the meme files by any memes necessary i think my fitbit (or my husband) is trying to kill me patients say the darnedest things let's talk so my 'aha' moment wasn't a fart afterall my laptop is an asshole and other assholey stuff we are not alone in the cabbage patch 365 gratitude the cabbage patch (non-hostile) takeover there's an elephant in the cabbage patch and he's stinking up the whole place the glitz and glamour of QIFF (Quadeville International Film Festival), day 1 beavernado just like sharknado only worse holdup versus hold up simbaaaaaaaa! aka I have found my tribe beware of husband glasses up, glasses down, glasses to the front, chug it down old is new again or, as I like to say, the good, the bad and the ugly z is for … zigzagging y is for … you, ts sqd x is for … xpresspost w is for … wheels v is for … vagina u is for … urology t is for … texting s is for … swearing r is for … ringo q is for … quality p is for … phyllis o is for … oreo n is for … nice m is for … mammogram